I think the girls in my year who have had babies have successfully named their kids (with the exception of one “Taylah’), but it’s the fucking nicknames I can’t handle.
Milla has become Milsy
Savannah has become Savie
Hunter has become Hudie
Fucking Australians. Useless
There are certain people I really just want to grab by the shoulders n tell them to sit down and have a fucking Panadol